ap je ak nk blurb ni?haha well here's my 1st post. am currently in the office (but what the heck am i doing now?) ooo no.shh! jgn bitaw staff2 laen kt pcsb pmo kerteh pme # taw.
siti kata ap??
ok folks.a little about my blog.this blog's dedicated to my one and only love ms. dark cherry mocha frappucino (who recently passed away due to the incompetence of the managers at st*rbucks [bkn name sbenar] yg decide to make my lovely dcf idop kejap!) arghh! noo! why my dcf? why? cruel! bast*rds! bobba!
tersebutlah kisah this one day.ak ngn eherm berjln2 dr bb ke pavi.pnat ok! xda air nk minum sume. then at last.smpai pavi.smpai2 kitorg cr st*rbucks.nk bg si dia merasa betapa umphnya dcf ku syg! so pabila berjumpa saja st*rbucks, tnpa segan silu, tnpa diundang kami masok kedai tersebut.
Cashier : Yes, mr.hensem what would you like to have?
Hensem : eh?hensem?well~ owh saya mahu itu dark cherry frappucino satu. venti okay
Cashier : Owh ampun mr.hensem, dcf da xda.
Hensem : huh? mengapa?
Cashier : dcf da abes promo.smpai bln 12 aritu je.
Hensem : nooooooooooo!!! this cant be happening!! why?! why?!!
Cashier : jgn begitu mr.hensem. nikmatilah minuman laen yg tersedia.
Hensem : pape je la. boikot st*rbucks! boo!
ever since that day.im having nightmares. tido xdengkor.mandi xbasah.mkn xsendawa. helpless diri ini terasa..
owh dcf..
urgh the taste of her is..slurpp~ cokeleti taste! ad rase ceri (tu yg penting tu! ceri!) i'll never forget my 1st moment with her (haha! ice blended je pn) the 1st time i lay my eyes on her sexy sexy curves.the shape of her cover. uhh that cover! the straw.long slim yeah! (korg jgn ingat bende koto lak! straw is straw ok!) ahhh those time were priceless. n the 1st sip i take. urgh! ill never forget that moment. but now?but now?why?? did i do something wrong?if soo please forgive me st*rbucks! please gimme the oppurtinity.another chance to see my love~ owh how i long for you ms. dark cherry frappucino!
hahahaha! sh*t what am i saying? im supposed to be doing my "work". wah! td ie ak crash! tgh syok berkarang skali pap! ie has crashed.please send report to micros*ft so micros*ft can make your life better. yeah right! damn internet explorer! seb baek ad function auto save! klu x abes sume ap ak type ni! micros*ft should be named micros*ck or maybe microsh*t instead!booo! no wonder mozilla owns ya arse!
2 comments:
hehe siap bgtau ---> pcsb pmo kerteh pme
aha. sy tau! awk! sy tau! sy tau siti kata apa! siti kata...biarlah rahsia~ ;)=)
the taste of her. sexy curve. long slim straw. huwaa~ fush. hahaha XD
nanti sy tag awk. link2! =D musti rajin2 maintain ok! =)
esh awk! shh shh.jgn mention.bahaye.hehe
nnti staff taw abes saye!
:P owh nk tag.yeay dpt tag.hehe
okie dokie.awk tlg la sy maintain :)
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