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ye shaz. tgk ni update k! haa tgk! tgk!
new layout tp byk laa nk kne edit!
pening2 haha

ok nk crite skit. update penting ni :D

my new year resolution!
yeah!
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to syg garlic more and more with each passing seconds :)

will be posting pic later as this is not my computer :)

yg kne tag syazrin syahid..tp knapa ojoi yg bwatkn?? :-? mysterious ni XD

so here goes the tag :-

1) sekolah mana lg besh? menengah ke rendah?
sjak bile lak skola itu best?! XD

2) apakah makanan kat kantin yg korang xleh lupa?
oh burger slipa! nyanyam! sedapnye sehingga mencaci maki~ hehe! macik kantin sile jgn overcook itu burger next time!

3) subjek yg korang suka dan benci. ngape?
suke = subjek rehat
sederhana suke = subjek masak2 hehe XD
benci = slaen dr subjek rehat


4) denda yg paling trok korang penah kena dan knape?
haa.sebat di ass-et (yg ntah dimana) sbb pengawas surau kate ak maen2 time smayang! mane de!! cikgu..saye x...zass~...ok sy berslh =P XD
ap lg eh?? :-? berdiri ats meja sbb kelas bising sgt smpai cikgu disiplin jd bola2 api >=) mohoho!
name je kelas top.tp perangai mcm tooot~ (lucah sgt harap maklum =P)

5) pilih 1 hari yang paling bosan dalam sekolah
hari2 hahaha.amo gi skola.nk tito kt umah! argh! busannye bgn pagi bgn pagi bgn pagi.
pagi je kne bgn.kne bgn je pagi.haish! fedap i tell you fedap! hahaha XD

6) cikgu feveret korang?
puan hamidah (cikgu add math).fave oh gi tusyen die.fave student la katekn~ hehhee
and juge cikgu2 yg msk kelas xpnah tanye homework (korg mmg terbaek~) hehehe =P

7) brg yg korang xpnh tgl ms g skolah, slain dr pen, buku, pnsil case, etc
dompet.byk oo kad2 nama dlm tu.hahaha oh ad sikat 50sen beli kt kdai runcit XD time tu belah tgh baek pnya.amek center.stroke sikat smpai ujung pale.ok belah! kiri dlu pastu kanan.center x center x?line tgh terbaek x?yeah! hensem! tuih!pengaruh bsb aa ni!

8) perasaan korg ms nk tnjukkan report card kat parents?
hurm2.cane eh.ok kot.hehe xda problem rasanya ;) tp nk tunjuk bio ngn fizik pnya result cuak2 gak la =P agama pn :-$

9) pernah jeles bila member dpt markah tinggi? apa korang buat?
xheran pn.xpe xpe.korg mmg pndai.sy biasa2 je >=) (wei bdk tu parking beskal die ktne eh? ak ingat nk ptg anta kdai besi buruk la >=P)

10) jawatan plg besar pnh korg pgg ms skolah?
haaa jawatan sy ialah murid plg low profile =D
oh and ad gak haa! ketua kelas!! yeah!! (slame sehari XD)

11) rndu tak nak blk skolah smula?
hurm2 :-? hurm2 :-? kenkdg rase cm rindu tp bile teringat blk burger sliper tuh! wek! xhingin! hahaha XD

to my precious saidatul syazwani

I love you so much! <= merah ;) matching =D

nak gak wat iklan ;)

it's been a while since i last updated my blog.
and i mean its really really really been a while =P
sorry dear.i promise to update my blog frequently after 11june =)
i,,,, (pinky swear) ;)

so here goes my next post
im kinda in a pinch right now =( final presentation (internship) is coming next thurs
and i need to finish up my weekly reportS <--like 10weeks?? omg im doomed =( tp xpa! i got supports from sai (my precious ;) =D syg baby )
oh my department ad trainee baru =D
indian guy (very tall and 25) bdn die besa O.O ni betol besa (like tegap)
eh korang yg bace ni jgn ingat ak gay plak! huh!
his name's thayalan? like tha-ya-lan.haha
the first day he came in kn

Situasi 1 :

T:hye bebeh ;)
H:oh hello (shake hands)
T:im thailand
H:oh forener?
T:no thailand.
H:konpem la forener
T:bkn la dey.tha-ya-lan
H:laa wat name ang unik mapuh?
T:well~

Legends : H=hensem T=thailand

XD hehehe =P will be editing this post later ;)
wait aa wait aa.so many to tell but so little time =)

and the tag keeps on goin!

1) What is the single largest item in your house?
heh?fridge?me?the sofa?dunno.myb perut rakan2 ku?haha

2)How well can you write your name with your non dominant hand?
utter failure.mohohoho (santa caluse msia in action.yeah!)

3)What color is your bedroom?
plain white.bosan kn.umah sewa.ddk smpai bln 7 je pn.kang adjust2 jd lawa xnk blk kl plak kn kn? hehe

4)What type of computer mouse do you use?
hamster.yeah! (korang pkai mouse ap brg)

5)Do you take vitamins?
i take ice creams.does that count? bkn dlm eskim ad vitamin b5 b6 b7 :@) ke??

6)When did you first become interested in sex?
hahaha.wth??soklan ap ni? perv ke yg tag b??

7)What do you have set as your home page?
google! yeah sep skit =;

8)Who is on your speed dial?
mama,abah :(, umah, activ10, eherm you know who, rumate utp, *100#, ernie tembam, *122#

9)Do you prefer lightbulbs or candles?
haha betol! candlelight! miss everything ok? owh sorry miss.nepal tu blablabla.. woah! abes mr kt sbelah ni ap?invi la kn! cit! taw la ak "cerah" cm tayar kn kn! huh!

10)What are you sitting on right now?
on my tilam.tp tgh ddk.style x?tilam ntok baring ak ddk la kn.siap sile panggung lg

11)Do you look at yourself when you pass by reflective surfaces?
only when nobody's around. taf la katekn :)>-

12)Did you play with shaving cream when you were a kid?
hurm xpnah kot.tp skang?jambang sepah sane sni. sape pnya keje ni? cis cis

13)What is your favorite flavor of lifesavers?
lifesavers? gapo dio? nate gapo tuh?

14)What is the best halloween costume you have ever worn?
owh.jd perompak.helmet arc.ngn raincoat (panas ok!) siap bwk parang. prank plg berjaya abad ini! yeah! cuak ko peja.pitam ko.hahah

15)What kind of soap do you use?
haaa.faveret nih.p*lmolive spa kale aquamarine ;) :)) tutup kale putih! yeah sep blk =;

16)How many icons do you have on your dekstop?
sume telah di hidekn dgn selamatnye.tgk tuan la.bersih suci murni hensem taf!

17)Do you understand how telephones work?
taw2.bak kate malson mraz. Oh just remember the telephone works both ways. eh awk! h*tlink antu merah la!bkn kuning!

18)What is the prominent color in your closet?
mcm2.kalerful.sbb campur ngn kwn pnya baju skali kn.tp cm byk kale tayar je.

19)What is sitting next to you right now?
>-) (sile type dlm ym memasing yee)

20)Do you believe in lots of conspiracies?
yeah! perang kt blog shaz! haha jom sakat azwa kt status jom2. tunggu die on nnti.haha

21)Have you ever made your own clothing?
yes! mesti la. LV tu korg ingat sape pnya? hahaha yeah right. LV as in Loser Vain.

22)Are you a really fast text messager?
tgk time.waktu fajar menyinsing,agak laju
waktu matahari tegak di kepala.sgt laju
waktu tiada matahari.slow n steady.bru laa feel.
:))

23)Do you usually write in print or in cursive?
haa ni depends, ok let me give you a situation la. perkara ni berlaku las 2 sem. yakni paper thermodynamics II. ok 1st hour .pacak tegak cm tiang pnya (print). selepas 3minit kemudian kesejukan yg ditanggung xdpt lg ditahan, waktu menjawab hanya tinggal stengah jam. soklan ad la lagi sepluh xjawap. damn! this requires some drastic manuevers, dgn kuasa bulan akn meghukumku~ tada~ print type writing bertukar menjadi cursive warrior! dan soklan2 tersebut berjaya diselamatkn. marks terok gak. saintifik sgt kot sambungan2 ak wat tuh.ceh

24)What print is on your plates or cups in your kitchen?
haha.die print aquaria,HL low fat milk,100plus lime, xpkai cawan.kitorg teguk je dr container masing2

25)Have you ever made a mixed cd for someone?
yep! senang je! 1st you take an empty folder and add a little bit of r&b,jazz,hip hop,soul,rock,pop into it.make sure the format is in mp3 format,or wma,ogg or anything you want. add a little bit of equalizing to it. prepare a cd burner and set the burn speed to be 52X. take the folder (containing the songs) and mix it with a nero express software. mix it until your satisfied. add some more songs to it.fancy metal? dont hesitate.add it to your mixture. and then you place a cd in the burner. when the cd is in the burner, start the nero express and left the music for about 3 minutes to be baked into your cd. after that, the trey will eject and wallah~ you've just baked a mixed cd. then you wrap the cd. put some decorations as in the title you silly~ on top of it. easy? yeah! you bet! mama tgk ank mama da pndai bake cd.haha :P

p/s tekisugi? haha bkn dekisugi ke?

tag?tagged?taggeded?

1)Awak suke ke blogging ni? apsai awak suke?
blogging? im new to this.bru je 1st post sbentar td da tnaye suke ke x la kn? awal sgt ni. haha will see how things progress from here on.so the answer will be given later on :P

2) Blog sape yg slalu kne stalk? bek bitaw kang kne saman xtaw.
for the time being..setansedap crite hollywood sebenar
..Pulse.. (hemo plak die)
ulang blk sequence di ats smpai ckop 5

3) Adakah anda menginginkan seseorang dalam hidup anda? Yang boleh menyayangi anda sepenuh hati? dan siapakah org itu?
:-$ (sile type dlm ym memasing)

4) Solo rider or not solo rider? mane lg afdal?
eherm.no komen :P

5) Cinta xberbalas?pnah ke?
cintaku hanya satu :D and she's with me :D Saiyang baby b :D

6) Ciri2 idaman gf anda? Nyatakan 5
ley dibawa berbahan (bersiap sedia ntok ditepet nnti.cplet2)
perut (ak pnya) sentiasa kenyang bile bersama :)>-
sharing is caring.yeah!
sweet lady~
teman setia tatkala kesunyian
pipi kne tembam.xtembam xmo :)) (biarlaa nk lebih satu!)

7) Bile nk kawen?
ad rezeki kawen la

8) Anak nk berapa?
tgk la rezeki (n kekuatan.ok guys.jom pekena tongkat ali mlm ni!)

9) Lucky person yg anda ingin tag
korang da bace korg wat la klu nak

hahaha.damn lagi skali ak merapu meraban!

yeah finally!

ap je ak nk blurb ni?haha well here's my 1st post. am currently in the office (but what the heck am i doing now?) ooo no.shh! jgn bitaw staff2 laen kt pcsb pmo kerteh pme # taw.
siti kata ap??

ok folks.a little about my blog.this blog's dedicated to my one and only love ms. dark cherry mocha frappucino (who recently passed away due to the incompetence of the managers at st*rbucks [bkn name sbenar] yg decide to make my lovely dcf idop kejap!) arghh! noo! why my dcf? why? cruel! bast*rds! bobba!

tersebutlah kisah this one day.ak ngn eherm berjln2 dr bb ke pavi.pnat ok! xda air nk minum sume. then at last.smpai pavi.smpai2 kitorg cr st*rbucks.nk bg si dia merasa betapa umphnya dcf ku syg! so pabila berjumpa saja st*rbucks, tnpa segan silu, tnpa diundang kami masok kedai tersebut.
Cashier : Yes, mr.hensem what would you like to have?
Hensem : eh?hensem?well~ owh saya mahu itu dark cherry frappucino satu. venti okay
Cashier : Owh ampun mr.hensem, dcf da xda.
Hensem : huh? mengapa?
Cashier : dcf da abes promo.smpai bln 12 aritu je.
Hensem : nooooooooooo!!! this cant be happening!! why?! why?!!
Cashier : jgn begitu mr.hensem. nikmatilah minuman laen yg tersedia.
Hensem : pape je la. boikot st*rbucks! boo!

ever since that day.im having nightmares. tido xdengkor.mandi xbasah.mkn xsendawa. helpless diri ini terasa..

owh dcf..
urgh the taste of her is..slurpp~ cokeleti taste! ad rase ceri (tu yg penting tu! ceri!) i'll never forget my 1st moment with her (haha! ice blended je pn) the 1st time i lay my eyes on her sexy sexy curves.the shape of her cover. uhh that cover! the straw.long slim yeah! (korg jgn ingat bende koto lak! straw is straw ok!) ahhh those time were priceless. n the 1st sip i take. urgh! ill never forget that moment. but now?but now?why?? did i do something wrong?if soo please forgive me st*rbucks! please gimme the oppurtinity.another chance to see my love~ owh how i long for you ms. dark cherry frappucino!

hahahaha! sh*t what am i saying? im supposed to be doing my "work". wah! td ie ak crash! tgh syok berkarang skali pap! ie has crashed.please send report to micros*ft so micros*ft can make your life better. yeah right! damn internet explorer! seb baek ad function auto save! klu x abes sume ap ak type ni! micros*ft should be named micros*ck or maybe microsh*t instead!booo! no wonder mozilla owns ya arse!